Welcome aboard ye scurvy Ogre bilge rats, that it be International Talk like a pirate day. Arrr!
Arrr, and the best thin' o' it all, Telltale be gi'in' away Monkey Island Episode 1 for free today, arrr!
Arrr!
~Cap'n Betajaen "Firepants" O'Melvin
Ahoy, me hearties!
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Re: Ahoy, me hearties!
Aye, some jokes for land lumbers, Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!
Q What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
A Shiver me timbers!
Q What gets stuck on the bottom of a pirate's ship?
A Barrrrrrnacles!
Q Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A Because they can spend years at C!
Q Why is pirating addictive?
A They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!
Q What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
A Shiver me timbers!
Q What gets stuck on the bottom of a pirate's ship?
A Barrrrrrnacles!
Q Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
A Because they can spend years at C!
Q Why is pirating addictive?
A They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.
Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.
Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!
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Re: Ahoy, me hearties!
Aye, bein' a pirate is the best Gar.
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Re: Ahoy, me hearties!
Shame on me i took me something like 10 seconds to get this jokebetajaen wrote: "Bring me my brown pants!!
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Re: Ahoy, me hearties!
Awesome! I found this a few days ago and was going to check the site today, almost forgot!
Funny jokes too, except I didn't get the "barrrrnacles" one.
Funny jokes too, except I didn't get the "barrrrnacles" one.
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Re: Ahoy, me hearties!
Ba-RRRRRRRR-nacles...Gar!KungFooMasta wrote:Funny jokes too, except I didn't get the "barrrrnacles" one.
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Re: Ahoy, me hearties!
All together now!
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Hehe, brown pants.
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
Hehe, brown pants.
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Re: Ahoy, me hearties!
I'm not much of pirate talking kind of guy, so I celebrated with this instead:
and some more modern pirate music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM4hooAxPj4
and some more modern pirate music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM4hooAxPj4
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Re: Ahoy, me hearties!
Thinking about pirates immediately makes me think about Johnny Depp/Captain Jack Sparrow, and this particular impression:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1udb8AdzGQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1udb8AdzGQ