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Semi OT: For people designing car games...

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:15 am
by ava
Is the perfect driving line possible?

GREAT NEWS!! the answer is YES!!

Its a smove drive with no tyre screating, can go round corners at stupid speeds!!

So make sure you games can do this too.

I learned this 10 years ago and have not driven since. But im attempting to go in to motor racing this or next year.

How did I invent the perfect line? By forgeting about the perfect glide.
Well I heard on the radio petrol was getting hard to find 10 years ago, so I thought it's now or never to learn the perect line. I succedded.

So the time was end of last year and im thinking its 10 years ago since they said about petrol hard to find.

I stat down and thought about it (everyone should be able to enjoy driving). If we cant suck it up anymore then how about lifting it?

And I came up with this idea, a lot of bucking rotating up and down the oil wells.


If you suck up oil you can ony go down 1 mile. My design can go down atleast 30 miles, thats more oil than the earths amosphere(its only 2 miles)
So now we have millions of years of oil. Thats great news!!

Im also the world inventor of lighting in music tracks. And world inventor of "Predict-The-Ball" a sort of live guess whos going to pass to who, who is going to score a goal all on a touch screen live on the net.

And also to give a fact on the infinite universe! Theres nothing stopping you travelling forward forever, if there is an end lets call it a wall. Whats on the other side of this wall? more space!! You can carry on traveling forward forever!!

Have you invented anything?... Im guessing im sort of famous lol

Re: Semi OT: For people designing car games...

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:43 am
by wacom
Um ... what?

Re: Semi OT: For people designing car games...

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:45 am
by ava
wacom wrote:Um ... what?
Um ... what? whats up? duck!

Re: Semi OT: For people designing car games...

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:48 am
by jacmoe
What are you on, ava?

Re: Semi OT: For people designing car games...

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:49 am
by ava
jacmoe wrote:What are you on, ava?
CANNABIS!!

wh you ask?

Re: Semi OT: For people designing car games...

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:52 am
by jacmoe
Read the lounge rules, Ava.
This topic is now locked :wink:

Re: Semi OT: For people designing car games...

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:55 pm
by jacmoe
This topic is now unlocked ... :wink:

Re: Semi OT: For people designing car games...

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:53 pm
by Kojack
Wait... what? The earth's atmosphere has 2 miles of oil?
Im also the world inventor of lighting in music tracks.
All music was recorded in the dark previously?
CANNABIS!!

wh you ask?
This is a good demonstration of why it's a bad idea to kill and eat other humans while posting on the internet. Remember, just say No to cannibalism!