OT: How To Make The Body Stronger!

[ava]

I should of sold this with fake pills. what an money spinner.

READ THESE INSTRUCTIONS, READ ONLY ONE POST PER DAY! DONT READ THE NEXT POST TILL TOMORROW!

When you pick things up, dont tense.

NEVER EVER TENSE AGAIN, IN ANY SITUATION! AT ANY TIME!

I learnt this working in a tv repair factory picking up 13 stone tv's on to top shelf's

When you tense, your just burning and wasting energy.

You are now stronger! Your be picking up tv's like cardboard boxes!! You save about 90% of your energy!!

Plus, as your working, your getting stronger too!

A ressesion beating tip from AVA!!

[Kojack]

I prefer this method for lifting tvs:

[ava]

Let me know how you feel in a few days.

[Kyle_Katarn]

Get bitten by a Vampire, apparently that will make you stronger according to Stephen King

[ava]

You wil notice that after a few days what was hard to lift is now easy.

Your also notice that blood pressure has nothing to do with strength. Your muscles will become softer compared to before when lifting the same weight.

I think that strength in the muscles is generated by the contration of fibres in the muscles. Blood is merly a carrier for energy.

[ava]

You have to let this happen. After a few days you may experiance a sudden rush of energy in to the brain, which will make you feel dizzy. At first you may not like it, it will pass, after you will feel better than ever, both in mind and body It feels like a wicked brain massage.